Hey guys, you know what's awesome and promotes school spirit?
Parents making out with their teenagers!
You read that right. Tongue-tussling, rolling on the floor, and grabbing butt. It makes young athletes want to go out there and "Trounce those Tigers!" or whatever it is they're supposed to do to whichever opponents they're facing any given week. I know that if anything would motivate me to "Be aggressive! B-E aggressive!" being violated by my parent in front of a bunch of people would do it. And after I got back from my murder spree, I would "Trounce those Tigers!" like they'd never been trounced before.