Monday, February 11, 2013

Bad Teenage Poetry: Voldemort

After some joking around on someone's Facebook post, I decided that it might be fun to do bad teenage poetry as written by fictional characters.  Let's see how that goes.  I'm starting off with the original from the Facebook thread.

One Day You'll See
by Thomas Marvolo Riddle

I see you there every day
In the corridor after class
Kissing your boyfriend like I'm not even here.

I hope you both die.

When I stage my wizardly uprising
You'll be the first to go
O, third year Hufflepuff with golden locks.

Maybe I'll go surf Livejournal or something for inspiration.

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